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May 3, 2007

It's no Brown Bunny

I'm about to head out to the midnight show of Spiderman 3. I don't want to be a hater, but I don't see any possible way that it could be any good at all. I'll report back in three to four hours!

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Yep, that was pretty awful.

Posted by David Lowery at May 3, 2007 9:52 PM

Comments

i respect that statement. if i ever see it (maybe on tv some day) i would be surprised...

i talked to dan lsat night about you possibly coming up to shoot at the moxie..they're very excited, if it can happen :)

Posted by: brad at May 3, 2007 11:33 PM

So what you're saying is: Vincent Gallo is larger than Tobey Maguire...

Or is it that Chloe has better technique than Kirsten?...

Oh, wait, wasn't Kirsten originally supposed to play Chloe's role in Brown Bunny?...

Now I'm totally fucking tortured.

Posted by: mutinyco at May 4, 2007 11:15 AM

wait, you're saying you actually liked brown bunny?

Posted by: christopher at May 4, 2007 1:41 PM

Mutinyco, while all of your guesses are (or, at least, probably are) very true, the far less interesting fact of the matter is that I was making an obscure reference to my habit of citing Spider-Man 2 and The Brown Bunny alongside each other as two of the best American movies of the decade.

Which, Christopher, should answer your question - just change like to love!

Posted by: Ghostboy at May 4, 2007 2:02 PM

Great Spidey clip you left on my site... Another guy left a comment linking to another YouTube video... Not sure what it is, but someone's definitely wearing a Spidey costume! Beware, it's semi-pornographic at the beginning!

Posted by: Adam Donaghey at May 7, 2007 3:43 AM

I think that all the future Spiderman movies should open with the police telling Peter Parker "You remember how we thought (insert last movie's bad guy) killed your uncle? Well, it was actually THIS guy (insert current movie's bad-guy)."

Posted by: Regularkarate at May 8, 2007 10:27 AM

"Dr. Connors? You killed Uncle Ben?"

"Well, yes, Pete. Your grades were slipping, and you needed some instigation to work harder. Now that I'm The Lizard, though, feel free to pour all your rage and frustration and misguided need for vengeance out on me. Just remember that I'm still mostly good on the inside."

Posted by: Ghostboy at May 8, 2007 1:20 PM