Yeah, I can't believe how far he took it sometimes you know. Like the consummation scene where he pops her eye out and skull-fucks her. Geez. It was a bit much. I guess after Team America they were really putting the pressure on for a sex scene. Anyway, mostly it was a really sweet love story.

Dude you should totally put a spoiler warning on your review.

Duly noted. Apologies to anyone out there who read it - although it's not a gaffe on the scale of Homer Simpson's after seeing The Empire Strikes Back...

I try to write reviews of a vaguely discoursive nature (keyword being 'try,' of course), and that sometimes involves discussing endings or other important plot twists. I should put a more generally inclusive disclaimer up at the top of the page...