January 11, 2006
Isn't it weird when you're chopping vegetables and you cut yourself but don't realize it until there's blood all over the cutting board, and then you can't find where the mystery laceration is, so you just keep slicing and bleeding away, thereby siginificantly increasing the iron content of your meal?
Meanwhile, I've learned that one of the effects of one's body acclimating itself to eating raw is mood swings. It's nice to be able to attribute them to something for once.
Posted by David Lowery at January 11, 2006 10:57 PM
Comments
Fucking vampire...
Posted by: Matt at January 12, 2006 12:59 AM
vampires are people too
Posted by: bryan at January 12, 2006 04:59 AM
Vampire-vegetarian!
Posted by: Karsten at January 12, 2006 05:03 AM
yeah, i've done that once but instead of cutting vegetables it was a small child and it wasn't on a cutting board but in the back of a crowded bus...there's a moral to all of this which is simply that there is no god.
Posted by: john at January 12, 2006 10:57 AM
its weird when you bite down on the vegetables later and find you're biting into a clump of your finger.
Posted by: brad at January 12, 2006 03:23 PM
"Ah, so that's where it was!"
Posted by: Matt at January 12, 2006 04:05 PM
You should see this guy when he tries to open a can with a knife.
Posted by: jmj at January 13, 2006 04:13 AM
"And now I'll pull my arms out with my face!"
Posted by: Matt at January 13, 2006 05:58 AM